It's that time of day-or week-when you've just hit the end of your sanity. You're either hanging onto that last shred of dignity or preparing to throw it out of the window. In some cases you already have-and maybe even multiple times! When is that time? IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON!!!
"Look outside! It's bright as crap!"
"Crap isn't bright. It's brown."
"Well maybe mine is. Maybe mine is lifely, I mean lively."
"Lifely? You're poop is alive?"